Sunday, 16 September 2007

What shapes you up...














If I think about it carefully, my own character doesn't seem to have been inspired by those great and magnificent people we learned about in school. Gandhi, for example, featured prominently in all my moral science classes but all I could make out was that he was someone who ate meat, felt guilty about it, confessed to his mother and never ate meat again. As a vegetarian myself, I felt slightly proud that a man who my teacher apparently admired (believe me, those were pretty rare from my point of view) ate meat only once in his life. But apart from that, I got nothing out of the story.

And then there was Ambedkar. The people who set our syllabus seemed pretty obsessed with him and at the beginning of every new year, it became a practice for all of us to go through all our textbooks and find the Ambedkar chapter first. Never fear, he was always there in at least one textbook. Every year, the story was the same. Ambedkar was stripped in class, made to stand in a corner, away from all upper-caste students and was not allowed to touch the water jug. Now before some self-righteous squirt jumps upon me to defend Ambedkar, let me state that I have the highest respect for him but when I was an eight year old kid, this story made no sense to me at all. From what I could make out (at THAT AGE mark you) was that Ambedkar later became a very famous man who abolished such practices. So if such practices are banned now, shouldn't our teachers just tell us not to treat people in that way and leave it at that? Why should we bother learning about the same incident year after year until we got sick of it? In fact, I had gotten so sick of it by Class Eight, I had actually begun to resent him and his annoying habit of popping up year after year in our textbooks and us being forced to write about him in exams. I tell you, if you ever want people to grow up resenting some one, put him in their school textbooks.

No, the repeated drilling of someone's childhood story into my brain didn't teach me anything. Instead, what really got me interested in the concept of untouchability and the social stigma attached to it was a touching story by a man called Shankar in a picture book called Life with Grandfather. Having grown up with my grandparents myself, I could easily identify with the story's protagonist, a small boy called Raja. In one of the chapters of this book, Raja started making friends with a housemaid (whose name I've forgotten) who is an untouchable. The maid starts treating Raja like her own child but she does this behind his grandfather's back since she's extremely frightened of "Big Master". However, grandfather does find out and he is so furious that he banishes the maid from the house and takes Raja for a "purification" ritual.

What really made me wonder is how somebody like grandfather who doted upon his only grandson (as my own grandfather doted upon me) could be so cruel when it comes to untouchables. I think that the story made me realize that most upper-caste people who discriminated against untouchables didn't do so because they were inherently cruel or were natural sadists who sought pleasure by stamping down upon lower castes. These otherwise kind and generous persons (the grandfather in the story was respected widely for his benevolence) had been misled or programmed by some stupid social norm into hating lower caste people. This story taught me that naively hating or retaliating at people who commit such atrocities is not really the answer. A few years later, I figured (again with the help of the same story) that to get rid of something like untouchability, one must remove the mindset, not just merely punish the perpetrators. I came to this conclusion when I was twelve. No moral science textbook had ever taught me such an important lesson. Another important thing that this story taught me was that few characters are purely black or white. Like grandfather, most of us are shades of grey.

However, nothing really challenged my beliefs as much as that amazing comic strip Calvin & Hobbes. Here was this six-year old terrorist and his feline companion who had absolutely no time for social norms or etiquette. They lived for themselves and they lived to challenge the world. I, a boy who was (and to some extent, still is) a wimp who righteously detested any sort of anarchy found Calvin somewhat weird. But at the same time, Calvin often displayed emotions that strongly mirrored my own, only Calvin was more vocal about his opinions. More importantly, this aggressive philosopher made me think. For instance, check out the raccoon story at the beginning of the post. That particular story has been a greater comfort to me than any religious text or philosophy textbook. "What a Stupid World" :D sums it up pretty well.

Here's another one.


I had always been a pro-animal supporter to some extent (by which I mean I don't go to the fanatical level of some PETA activists and at the same time hate senseless killings) but I had always been trounced by need-to-curb-excessive-population reason for hunting. This strip gave me the answer to that argument.

This one however, is my favourite.



An only child like Calvin, I was more or less alone during my childhood and was forced to resort to imagination to keep myself company. I would often get lost in huge expansive landscapes like the one above created exclusively for me by my brain. As I get set to enter my twenties however, I have more or less ceased these activities. My family members no longer need to be converted into aliens or superheroes because I see them doing superhero stuff as they live life everyday. And I'm positively scared of blasting off into space and exploring other planets because I don't want to come back and find out that too much has happened and I have lost a lot of time which I could have spent with my family at home. Still, an occasional flight to Epsilon Eridani or the Andromeda galaxy does help tide over the monotony of life.

So you see, school never really shaped my opinions about life and society. It gave me knowledge but didn't tell me how to use it. In junior college, we were all forced to attend classes where we learned about "the superiority of Indian culture and the beauty of integrating the best of the east and west". After that, I didn't stop hating Indian culture until I went to classical music concerts out of my own free will and learned to appreciate the subtlety of Indian music on my own. I guess it shows that if you try and force something down my throat, I'll won't be able to enjoy it.

Friday, 14 September 2007

A Warm and Prosperous Future?

I have often wondered a lot about speeches made by politicians during elections and after them. I have never ever heard a single speech that ended with me rooting for the speaker. Sometimes, I wish I could hear a speech like what follows. The problem is that these politicians are so snake-tongued that I can never trust a politician's speech. What matters is his or her work. And you can never know anything about a politico's work until he or she's in power. Sheesh. Anyway, here's a speech I would like to hear.

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My fellow Indians, tomorrow is going to be a very special day for you and for me. Tomorrow will be the first day of polling. This evening, I will make before you my final speech before the results are declared. I do not deny that I am nervous. One is always nervous when confronting so big for the first time in his life. But I do my best to keep my nervousness down because I know that no matter what, the future is going to be hectic for me and being nervous is not going to help.

During canvassing, I have visited many places, met many people and promised many things. My party has promised you many things. I have talked about our country and its rich history. I have talked about the incredible diversity and sheer potential of its people. It has only been in the past few months that I have realized how vast, how glorious and how magnificent our country is. I have also realized, my friends, that taking charge of the administration of a nation such as this is a huge, incredible responsibility. To protect what is precious in our land is not easy. Neither is making sure that the nation innovates as much as possible at the same time in order to keep ourselves growing.

If indeed i am elected to the post I aspire for, I have an amazing team of people, skilled in various fields and talented at various levels to help me. To help you. To help our nation. But over the past few months, I have realized that this is not enough. No matter how educated or how talented a cabinet of ministers is, no matter how dedicated and conscious the government can be, it is not possible to solve each and every problem that occurs in a country as huge and diverse as ours. I'd like to share something with you, my fellow Indians. No government, on its own, can ever do enough.

Politicians in this country have time and again promised you millions of things over the last sixty or seventy years. Have you ever wondered why so few of these promises have ever been fulfilled? I will tell you. Our goals and aspirations have never been achieved because every government that ever came to power thought too much of itself. Every government, every minister, every politician believed that to be in power is to literally be in power. They believed that to be a part of the government was to control each and every thing that happened within our borders (and sometimes outside our borders as well). Even in these days of liberalisation, the government still believes that it is capable of doing anything it wants, whenever it wants. Which, of course, is not true. A country so huge and incredible like India can never be bound completely by the whims and fancies of the government.

But do you want to know something else, my fellow Indians? My travels in India have taught me another sad fact. The people of India have over the years, come to believe the same thing. Indians today, have this mindset, that the government is behind everything. A number of people believe that the government alone and no one else can save them from their problems. Ironically, the other section of the population believes that the government is the cause of every problem in this country because only the government has the power to cause such problems! Whatever you may believe, my fellow Indians, a lot of you seem to believe that the only body responsible for anything is the government and its affiliated bodies. The sad truth today is that most Indians prefer to sit back and wait for the government to do something for them. Others prefer to stand up and oppose the government on whatever it does.

The fact, my people, is that the government is helpless without you. This brings me back to my original point. No government can ever achieve much on its own. The responsibility is too great. Every government needs help. We will need help, if we get elected. During these last months, you have seen political parties go crazy, promising you unlimited water, free electricity, reservations for various castes, a solution to the Kashmir problem, elimination of terrorism...in short everything under the sun, including the moon. My party however, will offer you only one thing. We offer you a partnership. We can offer you nothing else because we cannot do without you. And you cannot do without us.

A politician in another country, decades ago said "Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country". I would like to say something similar. Ask not what your government can do for you, but what you can do with your government. We want you to be a part of what we do. Not just once every five years during elections but everyday and every hour. Our government, people of India, will neither be a benefactor nor an enemy. It will be a friend and a partner whose greatest wish is to help you realize your true potential. We want you to use the government to uplift yourselves.

How will we go about this? If we get elected, my people, I will want you to stand with us every single minute for the next five years. Everyday, I will want you to look around you and see what is happening. Has the neighbourhood school been opened? No? Why not? Find out. Don't just rely on the media though the media is a powerful tool and is well worth using. Find out on your own. Have the roads been completed within the deadline? No? Why haven't the contractors been penalized? Find out.

More importantly, people of India, I want you to keep yourselves informed. In the next two years, I hope to see lots of libraries and resource centres within every citizen's reach. I want you to use them. Learn. Don't just rely on the syllabus taught at school and college. Go out and learn about policies. Get onto the internet and read about economic theories and history. Develop your own views about what happens in the world and in society around you. Do not mindlessly follow the views of others. Ask for proof and evidence to validate their views as well as your own. My party hopes to increase the literacy rate in this country to as high a level that can be humanly possible in five years. But the real journey begins afterwards. I want to see every literate citizen become a responsible citizen and within a couple of decades I hope to see every citizen a literate citizen.

But that is not enough. I will warn you right now, that there might be pain. Some policies that we frame might seem harmful and against the people who voted for us. In fact, there will be some pain. I cannot deny that. But during those times, I hope that you will not abandon us but trust us, as a friend trusts a friend. Believe me when I say that this pain will be temporary. To achieve some gain, there always will be some pain. Please stick with us during those times and do not lose faith in us. Again, keep yourselves informed and try to understand why we will frame our policies in such a way. We will not try and stop you from knowing these reasons. Believe me, these will be for the good of the nation.

I am speaking as if we have already won the elections but of course, the choice to elect us still lies with you. Remember that as friends and partners, you have as much responsibility in administrating this country as any government. So tomorrow, I hope to see each and every eligible Indian come out and vote. Whether you vote for us or not, show us that you take your responsibilities seriously and care for what happens around you and to you as much as we do. That alone will give our party the strength to carry on...whether we win the elections or lose. After all, if you think about it, neither your responsibility nor ours will change due to the elections. All that'll change is our perspective.

So, here's wishing you, people of India, a very good night and a warm and prosperous future

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What do you think? Reckon you'd vote for this politician?